Wow! I'm pretty impressed with what folks are doing with the "Reality" meme! I had no idea. Really.
Okay, my 5 are not nearly as exciting or entertaining as others. Not even close. But I'll do my best…
5 annoying habits I have/could learn to live with.
1.) Farting. Arwyn is kind of a fart machine around the house. While is ceased to be cute around 7 years ago, I'm okay with it. She fits in with the whole Jones family that way.
2.) Talking on and on without ever getting to the intended point. You know how it goes when someone is talking about being robbed in NYC and…you ever been to NY? People talk funny there…anyway, about being robbed…they have the tastiest bagels in NY. You think Gulliani will run for president? I'm actually hoping Condi will run, because I think she's cute. Not hard to be cuter than Hillary, although I thought she was sort of cute during Bill's first run. Bill doesn't inhale, he just sucks! Um..what was the question?
3.) Grass seed for my birthday. Yep, that one is a true. Sex would have compensated for that horrible gaffe. Or at least some electronic gadget. Or even a new waffle maker.
4.) Hypochondria – I wonder; do they have a pill for that?
5.) Chronic lateness and slowness. I'm kind of quick about most things and hate being late. This is something that Arwyn says she dislikes, but she is always late! She also says she dislikes shopping but spends inordinate sums of time on it. Being late is actually a consequence of being a perfectionist of a sort. While I try to balance quality and speed, Arwyn ignores the speed bit.
The End of the Blog
No, not the end of MY blog. But others have flickered out. Square1 recently gave us a swan song, followed closely by Tajalude. Geoffery, Chelsea and Leela have all toyed with pulling down their blogs. Lizzi is on the verge of timing out. Chris took a hiatus and returned with a much more gutless version of his blog. As did Bliatz with her more reserved public effort since she nearly had to pull hers all down.. Even Prison Pete has been threatened with extinction at the hands of his mysterious Editor. NSN is barely hanging on. Artful Dodger nearly went up in flames due to evil doings.
Anyone else? These are just folks on my blogroll, which I've nicknamed the blogzapper because adding someone to it seems to be the quickest way to spell a blogger's demise. I don't like having to change and adjust it. I have 3x as many RSS reads as I do folks on my blogroll, and I don't notice as many going down there.
I pulled Sensual Dementia down last summer, so it's hard to be too critical. But every one that goes down represents a loss of a sort. Those spots on the right are hard-won and when one falls it lessens my own story to some extent. But these things happen. It's just a bit sad when they do.